PS...to my house

PS....
Dear house,
I don't know how I forgot and overlooked this one but I will DEFINITELY NOT miss your stinky fart smelling pipes. I loath your pipes...they have made us anti social in not wanting to invite people over. The smell you emit in our house is so foul. Sometimes it is a week long smell that gags me as I walk in the door and sometimes it seems to come from nowhere...which are the days is seems so much worse. I have tried air fresheners and febreeze which only make the house smell like sulfur fart,and flowers. I am glad in 29 days I will not have to smell you again.